Cow jokes
Nine gloriously groan-worthy cow jokes from the Mossgiel archive. Share them with someone who needs a wee laugh.
Why don’t cows have feet?
They lactose.
Where does Russian milk come from?
Moscow.
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don’t work.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a cow with no ears?
Anything you want, she won’t hear you.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
A man is bathing in milk. The milkman asks, “Pasteurised?”
No, just up to my chin.
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
Coo-eight.
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
That’s enough udder nonsense for now
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