Cow jokes

Cow jokes

Nine gloriously groan-worthy cow jokes from the Mossgiel archive. Share them with someone who needs a wee laugh.

Why don’t cows have feet?

They lactose.

Where does Russian milk come from?

Moscow.

Why do cows wear bells?

Their horns don’t work.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow with no ears?

Anything you want, she won’t hear you.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down.

A man is bathing in milk. The milkman asks, “Pasteurised?”

No, just up to my chin.

If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?

Coo-eight.

If there are ten cows in a field, which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

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