Cow jokes
Seventeen gloriously groan-worthy cow jokes. Share them with someone who needs a wee laugh.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A moo-sician.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do cows read in the morning?
The Daily Moos.
Why don’t cows ever run out of things to say?
They always have something to chew over.
Why did the cow become an astronaut?
She wanted to visit the Milky Way.
What do cows do on Friday nights?
Go to the moo-vies.
What do you call a cow that can’t stop dancing?
A milkshake.
Why was the cow such a good employee?
She was outstanding in her field.
What do you call a cow that wins every argument?
Un-bull-ievable.
Why did the cow bring a bell to work?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do cows use to send messages?
A moo-bile phone.
Why are cows terrible at keeping secrets?
Eventually, they spill the milk.
What is a cow’s favourite Burns poem?
To a Moo-se.
Why did the cow bring an umbrella?
The forecast said there would be heavy moos.
What do you call a cow that performs magic?
Moo-dini.
What is a cow’s favourite subject at school?
Moosic.
What do cows say when they agree?
That’s exactly what I herd.
That’s enough udder nonsense for now
Ready to get back to the serious business of brilliant organic milk?