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Jokes

Yes, we know that these are all truly awful! :) If you think that you know some that are any better, do get in touch. Even if you know some that are worse, get in touch anyway! It’s not like we have standards or anything…

 

 

Bathing In Milk

10/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A friend told me that they were bathing in Milk.

I said “Pasteurised?”

They said “No, just up to my chin!”

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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow?

09/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A: He tractor down!!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no ears?

09/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A: Anything you want, she won’t hear you!!

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Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

09/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A: A Milkshake!!

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Q: Why do Cows wear bells?

24/05/202005/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A: Their horns don’t work!!

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Q: Where does Russian Milk come from?

03/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A: Moscow!!

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Q: Why don’t Cows have feet?

03/02/2020 by Mossgiel Organic Farm

A: They Lactose!!

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