Bathing In Milk
A friend told me that they were bathing in Milk. I said “Pasteurised?” They said “No, just up to my chin!”
Jokes
Yes, we know that these are all truly awful! :) If you think that you know some that are any better, do get in touch. Even if you know some that are worse, get in touch anyway! It’s not like we have standards or anything…
Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A: He tractor down!!
Q: What do you call a cow with no ears?
A: Anything you want, she won’t hear you!!
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A Milkshake!!
Q: Why do Cows wear bells?
A: There horns don’t work!!
Q: Where does Russian Milk come from?
A: Moscow!!
Q: Why don’t Cows have feet?
A: They Lactose!!