If there are ten cows in a field, which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee Calf!
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
Coo-eight!
A friend told me that they were bathing in Milk.
I said "Pasteurised?"
They said "No, just up to my chin!"
How did the Farmer find his lost Cow?
He Tractor down!